Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yo dont text me then not text me
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
You don't make any sense
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