I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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