Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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