Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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