so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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