Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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