Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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