Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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