that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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