She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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