addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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