he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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