My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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