You're so nebulous sometimes
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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