Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
pop tarts are not kleenex
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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