Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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