This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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