what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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