how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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