he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
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