So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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