I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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