we're blogging at a bar
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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