i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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