I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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