Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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