you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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