I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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