dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize