Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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