She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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