its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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