you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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