everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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