the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Holy shit dude........stairs
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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