Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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