Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Im part way to drunk.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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