1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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