i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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