I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
please come you make the beer taste better
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
porn star boner night. come get it.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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