Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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