Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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