anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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