I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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