i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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