Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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