was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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