He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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