You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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