I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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