this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I want you more than these girls want KFC
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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